katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

ah yes;  sorry friends;  

rynnae:

Just close your eyes
You’ll be alright

!! 500+ followers already, thanks for your support! im…. doki.. _(://3

long post;  fire emblem awakening;  fire emblem awakening spoilers;  brb crying forever;  blood;  lies on side;  reverse tone poem;  bad future continuing to be the most painful thing;  

revolutionator:

lissielol:

deadagentyork:

what the fuck

yes it is

guys i don’t say this lightly but you absolutely need to click on that video

When anyone tries to tell you TeniPuri is crazy, we aren’t kidding

And this is only slightly more ridiculous then the anime as a whole (manga<anime<liveaction movie<musicals for overall crack level imo, with of course isolated moments shining more then others.)

For those interested in more moments you have Ryoma playing a match underwater, on a sinking cruse ship against his estranged older adoptive brother. You are welcome.

prince of tennis;  brb laughing forever;  
Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
Night Vale: You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?
Tom Hiddleston: You have two cows. You are very sorry for them.
Thranduil: You do not have two cows, you have an elk. Riding on two cows is not majestic. Also the dwarves are on fire.
Dwarves: You had two cows but now they're on fire.
Bilbo Baggins: You did not invite those two cows for dinner.
Cows: The shit you go through.
This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

long post;  brb laughing forever;  

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

brb laughing forever;  harry potter;  gif;  
puuuuuuuuns;  brb laughing forever;  

yukikachan:

Think I’ll do a series of klk x pmmm crossovers c: Haven’t doodled in a while~

madoka magica;  kill la kill;  
Hemingway and James Joyce were drinking buddies in Paris. Joyce was thin and bespectacled; Hemingway was tall and strapping. When they went out Joyce would get drunk, pick a fight with a bigger guy in the bar and then hide behind Hemingway and yell, “Deal with him, Hemingway. Deal with him.”

[x] (via newzerokaneda)

Between this and the story about him reassuring F. Scott Fitzgerald re dick size, I’m developing a picture of Hemingway as the mother hen of the disaffected white male literary set of the early 20th century.

He probably called up Steinbeck sometimes and was like I CAN’T EVEN WITH THESE DIPSHITS and Steinbeck was all “That’s what you get for living in Paris, asshole”.

(via copperbadge)

bless history;  brb laughing forever;  

animehenshin:

haha on haruto on the 3rd gif..

Kamen Rider Wizard;  gif;  long post;  this whole post is gold;  bless these dorks;  brb laughing forever;  can we talk about the second gif;  I love how much shunpei throws himself into it and just OWNS it;  shunpei is really great;  kamen rider ring pop;  

ripelypine:

my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

brb laughing forever;  yep;  
in other other news

I got Disney Magical World, and I’m enjoying it. It’s not really Animal Crossing, more like playing a MMO as a single player game.

The game is about doing the quests you want for people in the town and others areas. You can focus on hunting ghosts, gardening, managing your cafe, or some mix of the three. Quests are mostly “I want X” or “I want to see someone wearing Y!” but you normally have a few options of how to go about it, like raising the thing with gardening or buying it at one of the markets.

Fishing is fun, the clothes choice is fun, and I am playing more hours then I should. The writing is no where near ACNL levels, it’s less humorous and you have a lot of repetition. I was expecting that since this is aimed at a younger age, but fair warning on that.

If you want a AC alt, prooob better off waiting for tomodachi life. But I think this is worth a look if you want some disney mmo fun.

needlekind:

AGAINST THE SUN (listen; art credit)

BREATH OF LIFE; florence + the machine
     i was looking for a breath of life
     a little touch of heavenly light
     but all the choirs in my head sang no

WHO WE ARE; imagine dragons
     we were never welcome here at all
     it’s who we are
     doesn’t matter if we’ve gone too far

DESTROYA; my chemical romance
     they don’t believe in us
     but i believe we’re the enemy
     so show me what you got
     you children of the gun

PARIS IS BURNING; st. vincent
     we have taken to the streets
     in open rejoice revolting
     we are dancing a black waltz
     fair paris is burning after all
     dance fair paris to the ground

BOTTOM OF THE RIVER; delta rae
     the wolves will chase you by the pale moonlight
     drunk and driven by a devil’s hunger
     don’t you lift him, let him drown alive
     the good lord speaks like a rolling thunder

GOD'S GONNA CUT YOU DOWN; johnny cash
     you can run on for a long time
     sooner or later god’ll cut you down

THE ENDING; ellie goulding
     i think i’ve been praying
     the lights won’t go out
     there won’t be anything to hold onto
     there won’t be anyone in the end

DANIEL IN THE DEN; bastille
     and you thought the lions were bad?
     well, they tried to kill my brothers
     felled in the night by the ones you think you love

FEATHER ON THE CLYDE; passenger
     well god knows that i’ve failed
     but she knows that i’ve tried
     and i think of you in glasgow
     ’cause you’re all that is warm in my restless heart

Zulf;  Bastion;  Fanmix;  go listen to this right now friends;  

twirlingavengers:

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

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the better question is when don't I;  the answer is ???;  
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